Joke ......Funny or not?!
Question: Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide
she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front
of
that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've
got a
question, I'll be parked around the corner.
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How
much?"
"A hundred dollars."
"Damn. All I've got is thirty."
"Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get
for
thirty dollars?" "A handjob," Harry replies.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars
is a
handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out
pops
a simply HUGE male unit.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right
back."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry,
can
you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
Answers: Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide
she'll become a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front
of
that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've
got a
question, I'll be parked around the corner.
She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How
much?"
"A hundred dollars."
"Damn. All I've got is thirty."
"Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get
for
thirty dollars?" "A handjob," Harry replies.
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars
is a
handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out
pops
a simply HUGE male unit.
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right
back."
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry,
can
you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Absoulotley love it!
Hirarious
wohoo I think that is great
\****** starred ************
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Lol! funny
yeah thats funny
Hows it end? Did Harry cough up?
This is extremely funny!
hahahaha
Hehe,that was good. Yep it was funny!!
...really funny.
A golden oldie, but a classic nevertheless
I actually haven't heard this one... maybe some like it but not this one... I liked it, and I didn't like most of the jokes I saw on here... kinda corny
lol
Yip that was funnnny
i've already heard it
a star for ya, very funny
10/10 that actually made me LOL.......very loud