Fairy Godmother - funny or not?!
Question: An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be
really rich."
POOF - Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young,
beautiful princess."
POOF - She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
POOF - There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
Answers: An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be
really rich."
POOF - Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young,
beautiful princess."
POOF - She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
POOF - There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
haha best one in a while
I'm still laughin'!!!!!!!
very funny your a star, so have one on me!
lmfao
OUCH! heehee
lol,lol,lol.10/10.brill. and thnx.
Not very funny I'm afraid. Probably waiting for the next big joke!
:-)
haha bless, but I guess seeing as she's a rich, beautiful young lady she can have any fella
Absobloominlutely brilliant. lol
this one is my favorite!!
ha ha ha funny
hahaha very very funny lol
Nice one thanks lol
HA HA HA!!!!!! Love it!!!! Funny stuff!
I would be sorry :D
lol funny as ever, thanx
he's firing blanks now, pmsl
starred