How to cook a turkey - funny or not?!
Question: Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 16: Turk the carvey
Step 17: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 18: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 19: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
Answers: Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 16: Turk the carvey
Step 17: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 18: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 19: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
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Yeah I do think it's funny
cute.
lol,lol,lol.10/10 brilliant, great ,fantastic, hilarious.
i was there reading it carefully, when i got to step 14 i started lol.thank you for the laugh and for sharing.
pretty cute... well done
Brilliant, haven't heard this before. lol
lol...
ROFL that is funny. When i got to step 8 i'm thinking what the.....Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.....LOL!!
ha ha ha funny
hahaha very very funny lol
Nice one thanks lol
You forgot the wine. There was a movie called the "Money Pit." They're cooking a turkey, for some reason it explodes and lands across the house.
Kind of disrespectful to talk about our commander and chief as a turkey. Oh, wait, that's my disrespect. You comments are fine.
lol funny as ever, thanx
will have to try that at christmas, pmsl
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