A dog named sex - funny or not?!
Question: Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been embarrassing to me.
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began he ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around.
I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said, "I had planned to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.
When my husband and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"
The Judge said, "Me too".
Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.
He said "Me too".
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 O'clock in the morning.
I said looking for Sex.
My case comes up Monday...
Answers: Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been embarrassing to me.
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began he ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around.
I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said, "I had planned to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.
When my husband and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"
The Judge said, "Me too".
Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.
He said "Me too".
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 O'clock in the morning.
I said looking for Sex.
My case comes up Monday...
hahaha very very funny lol
That's really good!
lol
LOL :-)
cute
ha ha very funny thanks for the laugh
i would told the judge, BUT SEX IS MY DOG!!!!
a star for u
You are on a roll girl .
ha ha ha funny
you should be on the tele
Lmao!! that's so funny! * for you.
LOL.....
LOL!!!!!
That is so funny!!
lmao! Rofl!
Hilarious.
That's funny isht!
lol funny as ever, take off my hat and glasses lol,
oops you naughty girl, you did not go far enough down the alley, i was waiting, pmsl
starred
so that's why you weren't on here on monday "aha" now i get it very good have a star
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
i have this joke written on a scroll and another one about the italian who went abroad and both of them are excellant.
thanks for the laugh.