Do not be offended -JOKES!!!!!!!!!?!


Question: A girl and her father are in a barbershop. While her father is having his hair cut, the girl is sat on a chair eating cake. The barber says to her "You're gonna get hair on your muffin!" and the girl replies " I know, and I'm gonna get t*ts too you dirty bast*rd!"

Man marries deaf & dumb girl,..He says "we must work out a code".."If I want sex I'll stroke your breast..you reply by pulling my p*nis once for YES and...72 times for NO"!!!!

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Kokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Which of these is the odd one out: A TV, A Washing Machine, A woman, and a Freezer? --- A TV because the others all leak when they're f**k*d!!!


Answers: A girl and her father are in a barbershop. While her father is having his hair cut, the girl is sat on a chair eating cake. The barber says to her "You're gonna get hair on your muffin!" and the girl replies " I know, and I'm gonna get t*ts too you dirty bast*rd!"

Man marries deaf & dumb girl,..He says "we must work out a code".."If I want sex I'll stroke your breast..you reply by pulling my p*nis once for YES and...72 times for NO"!!!!

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Kokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Which of these is the odd one out: A TV, A Washing Machine, A woman, and a Freezer? --- A TV because the others all leak when they're f**k*d!!!

top of the mornin to ya my joker mate
exactly whats needed a good laff 1st thing in the morning
starred

The only thing I'm offended by is tha fact that i didnt even get a grin!

Guess I'd heard em all before.

uhm, lmao.

the first two are in. i had to read the hokey pokey joke a couple of times to recall the kid song about "you put your left leg out...." etc.

the last one was just silly dirty. heard enough of that over the years. got tired of that sort of thing. don't watch xxx movies either.

but the first two are good solid jokes. i am beginning to like the hokey pokey joke. it grows on you. needs something i think. i am a little loggy at the moment.

I see why you said not to be offended. The frst two are funny, I didn't get the 3rd. Thanks though.

Ha ha ha.!!!
Great ones again Brain.!!!
Got me laughing.!!!
Cheers.!!!

L O L 10/10 x

hahahahaha

Heard the Hokey Cokey one on here a few times but the others, pure genius.
Star on its way

Very funny lol

loved the first one,heard the others before,still good effort.



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