Morning xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his f ucking head.
I'm not a morning person.
Answers: I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his f ucking head.
I'm not a morning person.
hahaha funny lol
YEAH u r a night HALLOWEEN!!!!!!
semi funny but not that funny
haha that's funny...i'm not a morning person either
poor widdle birdy >:)
yeah, that's quite amusing
hahahaha
not funny and thats not because of the content i dont care about the bird the poem sonnet or whatever was crap too
That's so funny!
i can't stop laugh!
you are funiest person i ever know!
just confident!
you funniest in the world!
Saw the lights on that one coming. Sort of funny though.
sounds funny
Very funny!
LOL
I thought that was brilliant, cheers
This is so deja vu! It may be groundhog day tell me i`ve seen this before you little tinker? feed the birds tuppence a bag!
beautifully put my dear 10 out of 10 ;)
but a very violent one jo king
starred
lol
morning babes great start xxxx lol xxx
Nice one lol
soso...
hehehe, i would have done the same hun, pmsl
have a star
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i f*****ing loved that one very good
have a star
hahaha
your wicked