Cherry Mistmas xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK.
Try another cup ... just in case
Turn off the mixer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh!t.
Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Answers: Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK.
Try another cup ... just in case
Turn off the mixer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh!t.
Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
wow that was SPARKLING!!!!!!
Yes and....
The drunker you stand there the longer you get !!
And a Yappy New Hear!
I really loved it - the whole way through - until you kicked the poor cat.
Anyway - Way I Mish You a Happic Rismas - HIC!
:-)
thanks for that cheers
Hilarious
ho ho ho ho arrrrggghhh MEDIC
this darn chair, if youve posted anymore, lm gonna read them sitting on the floor
starred
cool
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great one there Sparkles.!!!
Cheers.!!!
brilliant babes xxx lol xxxx
Nice one lol
hehehe, will try that, pmsl hun
have a star
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very good very clever
have a star
thats me - !! - hehe