Dont be offended - JOKES 2?!
Question: Big black prostitute - Chelsea fan - got a tattoo of John Terry and Frank Lampard on the inside of her thighs. She says to her punter "if you can guess who they are you get a free sh*g". He looks to the left and then to the right and says "I dunno who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Shaun Wright-Philips!
Teacher, who can give me a word beginning with the letter A
Little Johnny Ar*e, miss, all the kids giggle
Now, Johnny behave your self.
Teacher, lets try another, who knows a word beginning with B
Little Johnny B**locks, Miss.
I wont tell you again Johnny, behave or you will be sent to the head master.
Teacher decides to skip the letter C, who knows a word beginning with D,
Little Johnny Dwarf, Miss. That's much better Johnny, now can anyone tell me what a dwarf is.
Little Johnny Me miss it's a little c*** about 3 foot high Miss
Answers: Big black prostitute - Chelsea fan - got a tattoo of John Terry and Frank Lampard on the inside of her thighs. She says to her punter "if you can guess who they are you get a free sh*g". He looks to the left and then to the right and says "I dunno who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Shaun Wright-Philips!
Teacher, who can give me a word beginning with the letter A
Little Johnny Ar*e, miss, all the kids giggle
Now, Johnny behave your self.
Teacher, lets try another, who knows a word beginning with B
Little Johnny B**locks, Miss.
I wont tell you again Johnny, behave or you will be sent to the head master.
Teacher decides to skip the letter C, who knows a word beginning with D,
Little Johnny Dwarf, Miss. That's much better Johnny, now can anyone tell me what a dwarf is.
Little Johnny Me miss it's a little c*** about 3 foot high Miss
L O L 10/10 X
The first one was better.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great one Brain so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
hahahahaha
Both brilliant, star for that guy
Hilarious lol
superb, as usual. if l read anymore of yers, lm gonna fall of my chair here lm cracking up
starred