Dont be offended - JOKES 3?!
Question: Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohamed. He's 24 years old now".
Yes, I remember him as a baby," Says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though" the first mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear" Says the other.
"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"
"Oh, I remember him," Says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".
"He's a martyr too " Says the first mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me ...." Says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," She whispers.
"Yes" Says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".
"He's a martyr also," Says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says .........
They blow up so fast now a days
Answers: Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohamed. He's 24 years old now".
Yes, I remember him as a baby," Says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now though" the first mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear" Says the other.
"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"
"Oh, I remember him," Says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".
"He's a martyr too " Says the first mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me ...." Says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," She whispers.
"Yes" Says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".
"He's a martyr also," Says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says .........
They blow up so fast now a days
Nice one brian! have a star it made me laugh*
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ok that is funny
lmao..bet that goes down a bomb
that's sad...
Fantastic best laugh in ages
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
The only good 'Med",is a dead "Med"
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! Really!
Way to go!
hahahaha
Its a good joke, and well told, but a repeat all the same
Thats a good one another ending could be The friend says "They were a time bomb waiting to happen"
You and your jokes. You have me in stitches. lmao lol
ha ha ha ha ha, arrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!! MEDIC
enough all ready, cant handle keep falling about the place, including this chair, wheres me baccy tin
starred
top class mate , top class