Flattery - funny or not?!
Question: Paddy's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Paddy replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Paddy interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
Answers: Paddy's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Paddy replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Paddy interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
LMAO!!!
niiiice
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funny ha ha ha
It's funny. But be careful who you're telling it to.
LMAO very good i will try that later
Hey, if it makes me laugh, it's at least decent...and I did chuckle a bit...
not paddys day .lol
Made me laugh
Made me give you a star!
not bad. not bad.
that is so messed up but funny
lol!!!!! 5 star well done
yes, it is funny
ha ha ha funny
tee hee i like that one
O-M-G! Haha. Lmao. Nice!
good one have a star!!
OK Ok I'll book you for 8 O'clock tomorrow night.
Hilarious lol
LOL! I read that one in the mammoth book of jokes, some funny ones in there =P
Excellent very funny lol
hahaha.10/10.
oops, here comed the divorce court, pmsl
have a star
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l can see paddy gettin a slao if he adds up correctly
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that was very funny. hah deserves a stars