A cowboy rides into town and staops at the saloon.However,when he's finished!


Question: find his horse has been stolen.The cowboy walks back into the bar,loosens his guns in their holsters and says."I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finished,I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas."The cowboy has his drink and goes out to find his horse is back where he left it.The bartender calls out after him,"Hey pantber,what exactly did happen in Texas?"The cowboys says,"I had to walk home!"
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The phone at the reception desk of a hotel starts ringing at 3 in the morining.The desk cleck answers it.It's acall from a drunk asking what time the bar opens."The bar opens at noon".answers the clerk.An hour later the same man calls again.Now he's drunker than before but still wants to know when the bar opens."Same as before the cleck answers.2 Hours passes and the drunk calls again."Whatjoosay the bar opens at?2The c;eck replies,"It opens at noon,but if you really can't wait,I'll have room service send you a drink".I don't wanna git in"!Ah wanna git


Answers: find his horse has been stolen.The cowboy walks back into the bar,loosens his guns in their holsters and says."I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finished,I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas."The cowboy has his drink and goes out to find his horse is back where he left it.The bartender calls out after him,"Hey pantber,what exactly did happen in Texas?"The cowboys says,"I had to walk home!"
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The phone at the reception desk of a hotel starts ringing at 3 in the morining.The desk cleck answers it.It's acall from a drunk asking what time the bar opens."The bar opens at noon".answers the clerk.An hour later the same man calls again.Now he's drunker than before but still wants to know when the bar opens."Same as before the cleck answers.2 Hours passes and the drunk calls again."Whatjoosay the bar opens at?2The c;eck replies,"It opens at noon,but if you really can't wait,I'll have room service send you a drink".I don't wanna git in"!Ah wanna git

Hahahhahaahhaahhaahahhahh..nice one Angel.. every one is a gem... shall be using that one if u don,t mind..hahha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I get it! It's pretty good.

I'll give you a star. :D

a lock in lol

And what about the homosexual cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sherriff.
Or,
Jesse James and his gang rob a train and Jesse says, right, we are going to rob all the woman and rape all the men.
A passenger says, shouldn't that be rob the men and rape the woman?
One of the gang says, shut up, Mithter Jameth knowth what he'th doing.

Ha ha ha.!!!
Great ones Wonderstar.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
Go Bokke.!!!

well done as usual have a star...... will try and send acouple later on.........................................

hahahaha



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