Easy points?!
Question: i feelbad the first peerson to make me smile gets best awnser oh and please no swearing. I have no idea why i feel bad. anyway please awnser
Answers: i feelbad the first peerson to make me smile gets best awnser oh and please no swearing. I have no idea why i feel bad. anyway please awnser
cheer up lifes to short
lmao,know what my idiot friend did??
he bring his fatty girl friend home and kiss another girl infront of his fatty girl friend,in the end they broke up.(the girl is his sister),lol nothing funny about that =)
a guy goes 2 a bar. he asks 4 a couple beers. he looks around, and sees this HHUGE pile of cash just sitting on the table with no one looking. so he tries to make a dash for it. the bartender catches him and says, "the only way 2 get that $ is 2 do the 3 impossible tasks." so the bartender explains, "first, u gotta drink 30 beers, and not pass out. second, theres a rabid dog out back with a loose tooth. finally, theres a girl upstairs that is unsatisfiable, so u have 2 satisfy her." so, first he wolfs down the beers ez. but now he is drunk and has no idea whats goin on. the bartender leads him out back. and after a while, there some weird sounds, like the dog was dying. just these awful barks and moans.
so the guy comes back in the bar, and asks, "alright. where's the girl with the lose tooth?"
LOL
why do seagulls fly over the sea,......if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels. hahaha cheezy i know
this will make you really laugh...just click on the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjFxJVeC...
umm ok go up to any body you know, ask then if your ``Do my shoes match my eyes?′′ then say ``stop checking me out!!!!′′
Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on
him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds
his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked,
he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics
is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the
Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in
deep ****.
An elephant walked up to a camel and asked "why do you have breasts on your back" the camel responded, "that's a silly question coming from someone who has a wiener on his face".
What do you get when you cross a cow and a bear?
Winnie the Moo! :D
put your hand under your arm and tickle your self.don't just read this...come on try to do it.. at least a t smile on your face
Crusty Boogers
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lolololol duke has the right answer
Yah, Duke totally got that one I would vote for him but since I'm not a level two....
Cheer up. Life short... so make it happy ya.
Here's a story joke that might make you feel better few sec.
;-)
A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground .
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, thinks I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence..."