How about this one?!
Question: A guy is in prison for a long term. One day, he finds a flea in his clothing. He goes to swat it, but it jumps onto his cell table, leaps over his tin cup and stops. He goes to swat it again, knocks over the cup which falls on its side. The flea jumps into the cup and runs up round it in a complete circle. He jumps out of the cup and lands on the table as if waiting to be swatted at again. As he watches the flea, it does a somersault then waits again. The prisoner thinks about this, could he get it for perform more tricks? Sure enough it does and he trains it to do even more. He keeps it in a matchbox, deciding to make some money on his release. When that days comes, he fancies a beer. He walks into a pub, orders a pint and says to the landlord; "Take a look at this," as he opens the box. The landlord looks, slams his fist on top of the flea. "We get a lot of them in here," he says.
Answers: A guy is in prison for a long term. One day, he finds a flea in his clothing. He goes to swat it, but it jumps onto his cell table, leaps over his tin cup and stops. He goes to swat it again, knocks over the cup which falls on its side. The flea jumps into the cup and runs up round it in a complete circle. He jumps out of the cup and lands on the table as if waiting to be swatted at again. As he watches the flea, it does a somersault then waits again. The prisoner thinks about this, could he get it for perform more tricks? Sure enough it does and he trains it to do even more. He keeps it in a matchbox, deciding to make some money on his release. When that days comes, he fancies a beer. He walks into a pub, orders a pint and says to the landlord; "Take a look at this," as he opens the box. The landlord looks, slams his fist on top of the flea. "We get a lot of them in here," he says.
i feel sorry for the flea... hehehehehe
Nooooooo!
Where's the part where I laugh?
Sorry but that was the worst one I have read today.
that sucked
Well at least the possibility of making some money out of a flea kept him going until his release. Ha Ha
Err.... sorry but I cud pull a better joke outta my A S S...
ha ha ha funny
poor flat flea.lol