JOKE: Funny or Not.?!
Question: A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.
He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in.
He says, "What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He turns beat red in horror and goes, "Geez, oh..I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray
Answers: A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.
He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in.
He says, "What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He turns beat red in horror and goes, "Geez, oh..I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray
suprise ending, i like it, have a star.
hahahaha
That is funny. Not bad at all. 9/10.
It wasn't really funny, but I enjoyed it....
haha that's good no any more
really really really NOT funny!!!
where did you get this?
great joke....lol
Nice one.
nice 9.5/10.ha ha ha
not funny
Pretty bloody weak if you ask me.
Quite a funny joke yes. 6/10!
LOL
thats a good one!
starred
cool
just ok
hahahaha...I had to read it twice to get it...funny!! Got shock ed the first time!! hahahahaha...gonna tell my friends about that! (^_^)
i was just banana,oranges,watermelon by my boss, really need this...
hahaha...i thought that her father was dead but in the ending its just ashes of cigar..o man that guy was scared..hahaha
yes
haha... good wan....
ha ha ha funny