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Question: the harvest festival,you will be executed in 3 days. but before i kill you,I will grant you 3 requests.What is your first request?"
The lone ranger replies" I'd like to speak to my horse."
The chief nods and silver is briught before the lone ranger,who whispers in silvers ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the chief watches,the blonde enters the lone rangers tentand spends the night. The next morning the indian chief admits he's impressed."you have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in 2 days.What is ur second request.
The lone ranger again asks to speak to his horse.Silver is brought to him,and again he whispers in silvers ear. As before silver takes off across the plains.Later that evening,to the chiefs surprise,silver returns with a brunnette,more attractive than the blonde.The next day the Chief still impressed says you are indeed a man of many talentsbut i stillkill you tomorrow.
Answers: the harvest festival,you will be executed in 3 days. but before i kill you,I will grant you 3 requests.What is your first request?"
The lone ranger replies" I'd like to speak to my horse."
The chief nods and silver is briught before the lone ranger,who whispers in silvers ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the chief watches,the blonde enters the lone rangers tentand spends the night. The next morning the indian chief admits he's impressed."you have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in 2 days.What is ur second request.
The lone ranger again asks to speak to his horse.Silver is brought to him,and again he whispers in silvers ear. As before silver takes off across the plains.Later that evening,to the chiefs surprise,silver returns with a brunnette,more attractive than the blonde.The next day the Chief still impressed says you are indeed a man of many talentsbut i stillkill you tomorrow.
Lol Richy that one was yust as good,have a star on me and keep them coming,life is to short not to have a laugh hey?xxx
am i missing something?
Did you miss out the punchline???
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Oh my stars that is one cool joke.
to quote Weezy from Dragontales (pbs)
Luuuuuvvvv it!
i got it unlike the others that was great thanx you have earned a star and ill give it to you when i get to level 2
That's very good! Come on guys, don't you get it?
That's really funny!! How come some people didn't get it?
LMAO!!
Yes very good
ha ha ha funny
A fine joke.