Little red riding hood?!
Question: As Little Red Riding Hood was walking to Grandma's house deep in the forest she see's a big pair of pointy ears sticking out from a nearby bush. She shouts "I can see you Mr Wolf, you are not going to eat me" The Wolf runs away and she continues her journey.
Within the hour she sees a long bushy tale sticking out from behind a tree and says "I can see you Mr Wolf, you are not going to eat me", again the Wolf runs away.
After a while she spots a huge jaw full of pointy teeth sticking out from the tall grass and says "I can see you Mr Wolf", but before she can finish her sentence the Wolf shouts back "I WISH U COULD SOD OFF, I'm trying to have a crap here!"
Answers: As Little Red Riding Hood was walking to Grandma's house deep in the forest she see's a big pair of pointy ears sticking out from a nearby bush. She shouts "I can see you Mr Wolf, you are not going to eat me" The Wolf runs away and she continues her journey.
Within the hour she sees a long bushy tale sticking out from behind a tree and says "I can see you Mr Wolf, you are not going to eat me", again the Wolf runs away.
After a while she spots a huge jaw full of pointy teeth sticking out from the tall grass and says "I can see you Mr Wolf", but before she can finish her sentence the Wolf shouts back "I WISH U COULD SOD OFF, I'm trying to have a crap here!"
lol, very unexpected punchline!
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