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Question: A young father was passing his young son's room one night and overheard his prayers....."Goodnight Mummy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma and Goodbye Grandpa......thinking nothing of the goodbye, the father retires to bed. When the father came home from work the next evening, he was met with the news that Gramps had suddenly died......
That night as he was hearing his son's prayers again....."Goodnight Mummy, Goodnight Daddy and Goodbye Grandma....Dad felt a bit strange going to bed that night...
Sure enough, next night he got the news that Grandma had suddenly died......
That night the prayer was, "Goodnight Mummy and Goodbye Daddy..............HE **** HIMSELF and didn't return home from work the next day until after midnight (because he was too scared to face the inevitable)......saying sorry to his wife that he'd had a very hard day .......
She said, You've had a ******* bad day, the milkman dropped dead on the front doorstep this morning.........
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Answers: A young father was passing his young son's room one night and overheard his prayers....."Goodnight Mummy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma and Goodbye Grandpa......thinking nothing of the goodbye, the father retires to bed. When the father came home from work the next evening, he was met with the news that Gramps had suddenly died......
That night as he was hearing his son's prayers again....."Goodnight Mummy, Goodnight Daddy and Goodbye Grandma....Dad felt a bit strange going to bed that night...
Sure enough, next night he got the news that Grandma had suddenly died......
That night the prayer was, "Goodnight Mummy and Goodbye Daddy..............HE **** HIMSELF and didn't return home from work the next day until after midnight (because he was too scared to face the inevitable)......saying sorry to his wife that he'd had a very hard day .......
She said, You've had a ******* bad day, the milkman dropped dead on the front doorstep this morning.........
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