Dont be offended - JOKES 7?!


Question: 3 woman are stranded on a desert island.
one woman find a magic lamp, they all agree to have one wish each.
So the first woman makes her wish, she wishes that she was really clever so that she could think of a way to get of the island, she gets her wish and she thinks, she then decides that she will swim off the island,
The other woman gets her wish and she wishes that she was even more inteligent than the other woman, she gets her wish ,
she gets her wish and builds a boat and rows off the island,

The other woman wishes that she was three times as smart as both the other woman,
So she turns into a man and uses the bridge!!!

Whats the difference between love, true love and,showing off?

Spitting,Swallowing and Gargling.


How do you know if your wife's dead?

-The sex is the same but the washing piles up

Two men stood at a bar, one says to the other. my wife is an angel. The other says, "your lucky,mines is still alive"!!


Answers: 3 woman are stranded on a desert island.
one woman find a magic lamp, they all agree to have one wish each.
So the first woman makes her wish, she wishes that she was really clever so that she could think of a way to get of the island, she gets her wish and she thinks, she then decides that she will swim off the island,
The other woman gets her wish and she wishes that she was even more inteligent than the other woman, she gets her wish ,
she gets her wish and builds a boat and rows off the island,

The other woman wishes that she was three times as smart as both the other woman,
So she turns into a man and uses the bridge!!!

Whats the difference between love, true love and,showing off?

Spitting,Swallowing and Gargling.


How do you know if your wife's dead?

-The sex is the same but the washing piles up

Two men stood at a bar, one says to the other. my wife is an angel. The other says, "your lucky,mines is still alive"!!

u cheeky male chavunistic pig!

pmsl great jokes liked the showing off one

ya cheeky $hit lol

What do you do if your dish washer stops working?

Slap her and tell her to get back to work.

Terrific, fantastic, great, and phenomenal!!!

liked the first one (were they blonde just jokin)

the others were kul too.

Love 'em all! Except the difference between love, true love and showing off part, I just can't catch it up..

sorry to tell you but men are very dumb that's why ya''ll have two heads but can only use one at a time

Hmmmm - not sure.
Not offended as did chuckle a little.

LMAO!!

Why do Brides wear white? So they can match the cooker/fridge/freezer etc!!

hahahahah funny as hell

excellent matey, you excelled
starred

Nice ones...bet they pee off the feminists.

ha ha ha funny



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