More Quotes xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last car payment.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!
It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
To know that we know what we know, and that we do not know what we do not. know, that is true knowledge.
Answers: I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last car payment.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!
It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
To know that we know what we know, and that we do not know what we do not. know, that is true knowledge.
god you are good hun, pmsl
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Arrrgh not another irish one!!! Oh wait.... It's not.
sorry!
lol
they made me laugh.
The third one was said by Winston Churchill to Betty Boothroyd after a formal dinner. She was rather an ugly woman
Those are funny I like the first one and the "I'm not as think as you drunk I am" There are a lot of beer-themed ones though.
haha theyre funny! i love quotes on life...rly puts things in perspective...
omg maidangela r u serious? lmao respect 2 him if its true
ummm not really...
maybe better luck next time?
hahaha funny lol
LOL!!
hehehe, pmsl hun
have a star
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i had a great time reading them
loved them very true have a star
very good lol
hahaha.10/10.thanks for sharing.i love them.
pure brilliance babes xxx lol xxx