Nursery rhymes?!
Question: Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have some hanky panky
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Frankie
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone
When she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own
Little Boy Blew
Hey don't judge he needed the money
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between 2 chunks of bread
Georgie Pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too
Cos he was gay
Answers: Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have some hanky panky
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Frankie
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone
When she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own
Little Boy Blew
Hey don't judge he needed the money
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between 2 chunks of bread
Georgie Pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too
Cos he was gay
Little miss Muffett, sat on her tuffet,
knickers all tattered and torn.
It was,nt the spider that sat down beside her,
it was little boy blue with the horn.
i'm not sure which came 1st, those jokes or the dinosaurs...
lol
Hahaha I've heard these before but there still funny
old but still funny :)
lol,10/10.pretty good.
thanks for sharing.
i havent heard them before.10/10. a star for you.
hehehehehe... this one is gud chick... :)
lol
hahahaha
hickory dickery dock
2 mice ran up the clock
the clock struck 1
and the other got away with minor injuries
L OL 10/10 x
Lol much more fun than the original kids' versions.
funny lol
Thanks for the morning giggle! Have a star!
Thanks for making me laugh, there are many good jokes that brighten the day, you have added to them.