Brokeback bar?!
Question: A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he
realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want
a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the
cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve
you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine
for instance is called,
NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'"
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
SNICKERS, because 'It really satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells
him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who
is sipping on a beer.
"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella
proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps
on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's
on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says,
"So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
"FORD, because "'Quality is Job One" Then he adds,
"Have you driven a Ford >lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine
CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'
And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a
moment before he comes up with a name for his man hood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is
SECRET.
Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, with a
puzzled look asks,
"Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN
Answers: A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he
realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want
a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the
cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve
you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine
for instance is called,
NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'"
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
SNICKERS, because 'It really satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells
him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who
is sipping on a beer.
"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella
proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps
on tickin!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's
on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says,
"So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
"FORD, because "'Quality is Job One" Then he adds,
"Have you driven a Ford >lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine
CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'
And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a
moment before he comes up with a name for his man hood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is
SECRET.
Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, with a
puzzled look asks,
"Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN
:-D
Good answer
brillant
haha i like that one
Love that one!!!
ahh that's hot (funny hot not hot hot)
thats a good one
luv it! lol!
DEODORANT