Do you know any yo mama jokes?!


Question: if you do please tell me all you know


Answers: if you do please tell me all you know

Yo momma's so fat she bit into a school bus and said where's the cream filling
Yo momma's so fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton
Yo momma's so fat when she walks her butt claps
Yo momma's so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby
Yo momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo momma's so fat when I watch tv and she walks in front of it I miss 3 episodes of my show
Yo momma's so fat her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky
Yo momma's so fat when you went to the beach a blue whale wanted her children
Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall
Yo momma's so fat after she got off the carousel the horse limped for a week
Yo momma's so fat all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor
Yo mamma′s so fat Dora couldn′t explore her.
Yo momma's so fat as a kid she couldn't play Hidenseek just seek
Yo momma's so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts
Yo momma's so fat by the time she sets her clock its an hour off
Yo momma's so fat that Goodyear come to her to restock on tires
Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
Yo momma's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks
Yo momma's so fat even her shadow has stretch marks
Yo momma's so fat even Richard Simmons laughs at her
Yo momma's so fat every time she turn around its her next birthday
Yo momma's so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil
Yo momma's so fat Fat Albert gave her the rights to say Hey hey hey
Yo momma's so fat folk exercise by jogging around her
Yo momma's so fat God created her and on the seventh day he rested


In the end,
I got notin bad to say about yo momma, heck her face says it all

Yo mama is so stupid/gullible that she went on Yahoo Answers expecting to find well thought out answers to her previously posted questions.

you mama so fat? yo mama so stupid? any yo mama jokes at all? specify. in the meantime, here are a few:

Yo mama is so stupid she stuck a quarter in her ear and thought a gumball would come out her mouth

Yo mama is so fat a balanced meal to her is a ham in each hand

Yo mama is so fat she uses a school bus as a skateboard

Yo mama is so short she commited suicide by jumping off a curb

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck

Yo mama is so fat she uses the Grand Canyon as a toilet

Yo mama is so fat that when she came out of a pool in Japan everyone screamed "It's Godzilla"

All for now

here's a list with way over a thousand or two thousand
http://bored.com/findinsults/yomomma.htm

yo mama is so fat when we ran around her 2 times we got lost
yo mama is so ugly when she looked outside she got arrested for mooning
yo mama is so fat she had 2 go 2 seaworld 2 get baptized



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