I need a good laugh. Anybody know of any good "Yo Mamma" jokes?!
Question: Preferably some new Yo Mamma jokes.
Answers: Preferably some new Yo Mamma jokes.
Warning: These jokes are not meant to insult anyone. These are just for fun. Use them at your own risks.
Yo mamma is so stupid that...
1. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
2. she tried to drown a fish
3. she thinks 2+2 = 22
4. she tripped over a cordless phone
5. she got stabbed in a shoot-out
6. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
7. at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she wrote "Aries."
8. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
9. it takes her two hours to watch "60 minutes"
10. she sold her car for gas money.
11. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
12. she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
13. she asked me what the number for 911 was.
14. she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
15. she stole free bread.
Hmm -- ya mama so fat its hard to tell if her shirt has stripes or stretch marks.. hehe.
yo mama so stpiud she cant even spell stpiud right
yo mama so fat that she broke the scale
yo mama so ugly that she scares me
yo mamas so gay tht she lives in san francisico
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and made 5 nickels.
Yo momma so stupid during the NBA draft she hid in Canada.
Yo momma so nasty she farts to cover up the smell of her breath.
this isnt a Yo Momma joke....i got it off of a laffy taffy wrapper and it made me smile:
What do you call Minnesota when it snows?
-minneSNOWta....
made ya smile didnt it :)
a variation i made
so 2 brothers were in a huge fight
they were puching each other, calling each other names, etc.
soon the younger yell out
"Yo mama so stupid, she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept."
then the older and sort of wiser brother said
"Well, YOU are so stupid, you just dissed yo mama!"
you can replace the yo mama joke with another for variations
You momma is So fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
You momma is So fat, she got hit by a truck and mooed
Yo momma so fat that when she bends over in the shower a waterfall comes out her belly button.
Yo momma so fat that she only needs to roll over 3 times to go from LA to NY.
Yo momma so fat when she walks her pants catch fire.