Texas only a few years ago????!
Question: A Texas rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A yong boy (9) opened the door.
"Is yer Dad home?" - " No sir, he ain' t, he went to town."
"Well " said the rancher " Is your Mom here?"
" No, sir, she went into town with dad."
" How about your brother Howard?"
" He went with mom and dad".
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, and mumbling to himself. " Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politly. " I know where all the tools are, if you want to borry one.
Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad."
"Well "said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It' s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant." The boy considered for a moment. " You would have to talk to Pa about that" he finally conceded. " If it helps any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the hog, but, I really don' t know how much he charges for Howard."
Answers: A Texas rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A yong boy (9) opened the door.
"Is yer Dad home?" - " No sir, he ain' t, he went to town."
"Well " said the rancher " Is your Mom here?"
" No, sir, she went into town with dad."
" How about your brother Howard?"
" He went with mom and dad".
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, and mumbling to himself. " Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politly. " I know where all the tools are, if you want to borry one.
Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad."
"Well "said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It' s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant." The boy considered for a moment. " You would have to talk to Pa about that" he finally conceded. " If it helps any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the hog, but, I really don' t know how much he charges for Howard."
Hahha a good one Gilbert!
Many regards,Chantal.
I am from Texas. Not funny. :)
lol....thats cute....
lol funny
love it. kind of weird tho.
LOL... Cute.....
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It is really very funny!
I like this joke!
The poor man must be scandalized to hear that we can compare his daughter with the cattle.
The seed is expensive ;-))
I don't know if I make a lot of fault, but I make the effort to answer you in English my friend ;-))
Have a nice day!