Funny joke i saw on tv?!
Question: saw this on tv so n thought i share.... theres two drunks and
-one drunk tells the other drunk " man i need a drink!"
-the other drunk says " me too but we only have 2 dollars and some change"
-so the first drunk says " i have an idea!"
- the second drunk says " whats ur idea?"
-the first drunk says " lets buy a hotdog!"
- the second drunk asks " how is a hotdog goin to get us a drink?"
- the first drunk explains to the other drunk " that if they bought a hot dog, and put it in between the zipper and go into a bar and ask for some drinks after the bartender charges them for the drink the other drunk will bend down and pretend he is well u know.... and the bartender will be soo mad that he will kicc them out and forget about charging them."
so the second drunk agrees the drunks buy the hot dog n go from bar to bar doin their lil plan to get free drinks. After the a while the second drunk tells the first drunk " hey this is fun but u gotta let me wear the weine
Answers: saw this on tv so n thought i share.... theres two drunks and
-one drunk tells the other drunk " man i need a drink!"
-the other drunk says " me too but we only have 2 dollars and some change"
-so the first drunk says " i have an idea!"
- the second drunk says " whats ur idea?"
-the first drunk says " lets buy a hotdog!"
- the second drunk asks " how is a hotdog goin to get us a drink?"
- the first drunk explains to the other drunk " that if they bought a hot dog, and put it in between the zipper and go into a bar and ask for some drinks after the bartender charges them for the drink the other drunk will bend down and pretend he is well u know.... and the bartender will be soo mad that he will kicc them out and forget about charging them."
so the second drunk agrees the drunks buy the hot dog n go from bar to bar doin their lil plan to get free drinks. After the a while the second drunk tells the first drunk " hey this is fun but u gotta let me wear the weine
Heard this 1 on an old "truck-stop" 8-track tape back in the 70's, But it's still a good 1. Star 4 U!
It was not funny. I hated it.
u saw it on TV? actually?
well, i had read it in Yahoo!Answers quite earlier...
that was really stupid
You should watch a lot less TV
Heard it before.
that was patetic really