What are you like at examinations???!
Question: A doctor is examining a young female patient, He applies his stethoscope and says 'Big breaths,' 'Yeth' replies the girl. 'And I'm thtill only thixtheen'
A man goes for a check up. The doctor says, 'I'm going to need a urine sample, a semen sample, a blood sample and a stool sample.'
The man replies, 'I'm in a hurry, can I just leave my underpants.'
A man goes to his doctor with a sprig of green sticking out of his bottom. 'Doctor, I think I have a lettuce growing out of my backside,' He says.
The doctor examines the greenery and says 'I'm afraid I have bad news - It's only the tip of the iceberg.'
Answers: A doctor is examining a young female patient, He applies his stethoscope and says 'Big breaths,' 'Yeth' replies the girl. 'And I'm thtill only thixtheen'
A man goes for a check up. The doctor says, 'I'm going to need a urine sample, a semen sample, a blood sample and a stool sample.'
The man replies, 'I'm in a hurry, can I just leave my underpants.'
A man goes to his doctor with a sprig of green sticking out of his bottom. 'Doctor, I think I have a lettuce growing out of my backside,' He says.
The doctor examines the greenery and says 'I'm afraid I have bad news - It's only the tip of the iceberg.'
brill mate, keep it up
starred
haha but i don't get the last one><
I didn′t get the second one (how would a man have blood in his underwear?)
But the rest were great!
A star for you!
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
A star for you here, all got me chuckling, thanks