What do you know about Insects?!
Question: A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'Have you killed any?' she asks. 'Yep,' replies the husband. 'Three males and two females,' 'How can you tell.' she says. He replies 'Three were on a beer can, Two were on the phone.'
What is the last thing to go through an insect's brain when it hits your car?. It's backside.
What's worst than finding a maggot in your apple?.
Finding half a maggot.
Answers: A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'Have you killed any?' she asks. 'Yep,' replies the husband. 'Three males and two females,' 'How can you tell.' she says. He replies 'Three were on a beer can, Two were on the phone.'
What is the last thing to go through an insect's brain when it hits your car?. It's backside.
What's worst than finding a maggot in your apple?.
Finding half a maggot.
It's the way you tell 'em!
Have a star, but only 5 arms, not 8 legs!
LMSMAO - very funny....
HAHAHAHAHA i like the last one best!
very funny...
Questions like those really bug me :(
lol thanks for the laugh have a star
lol those were funni wish i ahd these back when we were study'n bugs n science
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
another great one mate,
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LMAO! I like those. Now I know a little bit more about insects.
hahahahaha
The second two I have heard many times before, but for the first one, being an original, have a star