Law and Order?!


Question: Two guys driving through Texas when they are pulled over by the highway patrol for speeding. The driver rolls down the window and the patrolman hits him across the face with his flashlight. 'Ow! what was that for' The patrolman replies 'In Texas, drivers have their licence and registration ready.
The patrolman writes the driver a ticket. The driver is about to roll up his window when the patrolman hits him again. 'Ow!, what the hell was that for?' In Texas, you say thank you when you get a ticket.' says the patrolman, who then walks round the car and taps on the passengers window. The passenger rolls down the window and the patrolman hits him over the head. The passenger yells, 'Ouch! why did you do that' The patrolman says, 'I'm making your wish come true.'
'What wish?' asks the passenger.
The patrolman replies 'Five yards down the road you would have said "I wish that son of a b*tch had tried that sh*t on me"


Answers: Two guys driving through Texas when they are pulled over by the highway patrol for speeding. The driver rolls down the window and the patrolman hits him across the face with his flashlight. 'Ow! what was that for' The patrolman replies 'In Texas, drivers have their licence and registration ready.
The patrolman writes the driver a ticket. The driver is about to roll up his window when the patrolman hits him again. 'Ow!, what the hell was that for?' In Texas, you say thank you when you get a ticket.' says the patrolman, who then walks round the car and taps on the passengers window. The passenger rolls down the window and the patrolman hits him over the head. The passenger yells, 'Ouch! why did you do that' The patrolman says, 'I'm making your wish come true.'
'What wish?' asks the passenger.
The patrolman replies 'Five yards down the road you would have said "I wish that son of a b*tch had tried that sh*t on me"

Sort of smart.
Do you live in Tx?

lol

not that funny.

Hahahaha good one....you're on a roll tonight Brian - keep them coming.

lol!

Very good twist to a brilliant story.

LOL

I wish you didn't post such corny jokes.

lol....hahha dat is funny **

nite mate, always finish on a high, good joke
starred

hahaha



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