Best joke on the planet?!
Question: what is it?
Answers: what is it?
The bush presidency
sad thing is... its not a joke...this is actually happening
sorry but the funniest joke in the world is too dangerous for anyone to hear, for they will laugh themselves to death
An 86 year old man
They always ask at the Doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk....
The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today??"
"There's something wrong with *******", he replied.
The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."
Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
Hey!!! dfjdf j i hate that joke
womens rights hahaha
haha im just kidding. please dont report me
What would happend if you didn't write in Georg Bush's name of the 2008 elections?
Cheney would take his gun out and aim it at you.