These are the best ive got!!?!
Question: Q.What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer.
Q.Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?
Q.What do you get when you squeeze an olive?
Oliver Twist!
Q.Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!
Q.What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
Q.What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?
Polly Unsaturated
Q.Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when he tried to make a second one he
made a Boo-Boo.
Q.What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
Q.When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway.
Q.What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.
Q.When is a door not a door?
when its a jar
Q.What goes 99-thump, 99-thump?
A centipede with a wooden leg.
if you call these lame you might hurt my feelings!!
Answers: Q.What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer.
Q.Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?
Q.What do you get when you squeeze an olive?
Oliver Twist!
Q.Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!
Q.What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"Thanks, I'll never part with it!"
Q.What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?
Polly Unsaturated
Q.Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when he tried to make a second one he
made a Boo-Boo.
Q.What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
Q.When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway.
Q.What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.
Q.When is a door not a door?
when its a jar
Q.What goes 99-thump, 99-thump?
A centipede with a wooden leg.
if you call these lame you might hurt my feelings!!
I can't understand people tonight. They make me smile. Thanks hun. Good work. lol
Cute!
Booooo...
Q.What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
that was good
i posted a similar one about a teacher who never farts in public being a private tooter and got a violation!
charming.
some were ok, some were ......um.......lame?
sorry x
Groaners.. but funny ones (mostly!)
Two snakes slithering down a road together
Snake 1: "Are we poisonous?"
Snake 2: "No"
Snake 1: "Thank goodness. I just bit my tongue!"
okay then i won't call them lame...
humor deprived?
ha ha ha funny
nice like mmmmmmmmmmm lol
ok , i wont call them lame and hurt your feelings , just not very funny
bless you angel for making us smile some just do not have sense of fun and spirit. xxxx
simple and funny i like it , have a star.
How do you make a hankie dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Ha ha I know it is lame
Yours were cute!