Thanksgiving tale... Yay or Nay...?!


Question: It's Thanksgiving Day and the parents and invited some high class people for dinner. Before arrival the parents get into an argument. The dad calls the mom a bittch & the mom calls the dad a basttard. The young son asks his parents what the words mean. He says, "Dad, what's a bittch?" The dad replies, "A lady." Then the son goes & asks the mom what a basttard is. she tells him it's a gentlemen. The mom tells the son tell his dad to start shaving. The son does. He's watching his dad shave & the dad cuts himself & says shitt. The son asks what that means & the dad says it's when you cut your face while shaving. So the boy goes to see his mom and she says fu*ck. He's says, "What's that mean?" She tells him that it's when you burn the turkey. Then the door brings & the kid goes to answer it. He opens the door and says,"Hello bittches and basttards." The people are shocked at him & ask him where his parents were. He says that my mom's fu*cking the turkey & my dad's shitting face."


Answers: It's Thanksgiving Day and the parents and invited some high class people for dinner. Before arrival the parents get into an argument. The dad calls the mom a bittch & the mom calls the dad a basttard. The young son asks his parents what the words mean. He says, "Dad, what's a bittch?" The dad replies, "A lady." Then the son goes & asks the mom what a basttard is. she tells him it's a gentlemen. The mom tells the son tell his dad to start shaving. The son does. He's watching his dad shave & the dad cuts himself & says shitt. The son asks what that means & the dad says it's when you cut your face while shaving. So the boy goes to see his mom and she says fu*ck. He's says, "What's that mean?" She tells him that it's when you burn the turkey. Then the door brings & the kid goes to answer it. He opens the door and says,"Hello bittches and basttards." The people are shocked at him & ask him where his parents were. He says that my mom's fu*cking the turkey & my dad's shitting face."

I lol'd

poor child! =] lol

soso



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