Hi everyone...."The spelling contest....!"?!
Question: A boy comes home from school looking sheepish. "Dad," he moans, "We had a class spelling contest today, and I failed on the first word."
"Ah, that's okay, son," says his father, looking over his glasses at him, "What was the word?"
The son looks even more miserable. " Posse, " he replies.
His father bursts out laughing.
"Well, no wonder you couldn't spell it," he roars. "You can't even pronounce it!"
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A doctor is sitting in his surgery preparing to write out a prescription for a patient. He reaches into the top pocket of his white coat and pulls out a rectal thermometer.
"Damn!" he swears. "That means some arsehole must have my pen."
Hope you liked them, more tomorrow.....Toe.
Answers: A boy comes home from school looking sheepish. "Dad," he moans, "We had a class spelling contest today, and I failed on the first word."
"Ah, that's okay, son," says his father, looking over his glasses at him, "What was the word?"
The son looks even more miserable. " Posse, " he replies.
His father bursts out laughing.
"Well, no wonder you couldn't spell it," he roars. "You can't even pronounce it!"
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A doctor is sitting in his surgery preparing to write out a prescription for a patient. He reaches into the top pocket of his white coat and pulls out a rectal thermometer.
"Damn!" he swears. "That means some arsehole must have my pen."
Hope you liked them, more tomorrow.....Toe.
Lol Anthony how glad I am not to be that Dr patient,here have a star.xxxxx
I hope you will support the Springboks tommorow ok?xxx
Oh boy, I anxiously await tomorrow. Spelling contest funny, the Dr joke is too old.
very good, i especially liked the first one keep em coming have a star!!
liked the first one better
I don't get the first one. How is it pronounced?
ha ha ha funny
Thanks Toe, here is a star for you!