Some of lifes unanswered questions? any answers?!


Question: *Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak!

-*Where in d nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg?

-*Why does 'Fat chance' and 'Slim chance' mean d same thing?

-*Why is it called a building if its aleady built?

-*Why is d word abbreviate so long?

-*If a person who suffered from amnesia was cured, would they eva remember they 4got?

-*If u died with braces on would they take them off!

-*Is it possible to get addicted to counselling? if so, hows it treated?

-*If u try fail and suceed what did u just do?

-*Do fish sleep?

-*Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

-*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

-*Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

-*If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

-*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

-*Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

-*Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

-*If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

-*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

-*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

-*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?

-*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

-*Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

-*Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

-*What do you call male ballerinas?

-*Can blind people see their dreams?


Answers: *Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak!

-*Where in d nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg?

-*Why does 'Fat chance' and 'Slim chance' mean d same thing?

-*Why is it called a building if its aleady built?

-*Why is d word abbreviate so long?

-*If a person who suffered from amnesia was cured, would they eva remember they 4got?

-*If u died with braces on would they take them off!

-*Is it possible to get addicted to counselling? if so, hows it treated?

-*If u try fail and suceed what did u just do?

-*Do fish sleep?

-*Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

-*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

-*Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

-*If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

-*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

-*Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

-*Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

-*If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

-*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

-*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

-*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?

-*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

-*Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

-*Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

-*What do you call male ballerinas?

-*Can blind people see their dreams?

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

If you rape a prostitute/hooker.......is it considered shop lifting?

*Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak! -Persistence and human stubbornness.

-*Where in d nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg? -The artist made it so.

-*Why does 'Fat chance' and 'Slim chance' mean d same thing? -Sarcasm.

-*Why is it called a building if its aleady built? -Think about it. The answer will be clear to you. Really.

-*Why is d word abbreviate so long? -Because apparently, it's just longer than "d" and "4got".

-*If a person who suffered from amnesia was cured, would they eva remember they 4got? -Yes. It comes back to them after the memories in their mind were blocked.

-*If u died with braces on would they take them off! -No.

-*Is it possible to get addicted to counselling? if so, hows it treated? -The person counselling the victim will tell him to shut up.

-*If u try fail and suceed what did u just do? -You can't try to fail on purpose. If your goal was to fail the exam, you use EFFORT to fail, but not studying or watching mindless TV. You succeed when you reach a goal. Like failing.

-*Do fish sleep? -Yes.

-*Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? -Because you can't find out if they're right about the stars.

-*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? -Ask the guy who made it.

-*Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? -The English.

-*If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? -Because we only evolved from one kind of ape.

-*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? -They try to look harder every time.

-*Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? -Because we're all weak, pathetic creatures? D:

-*Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? -By your sudden movement and effort to catch the object.

-*If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? -Because they're sick of this joke?

-*Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -It's harder to carry a round one.

-*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? -When a baby IS asleep, it's comfortable.

-*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing? -Yes, no matter how offensive it may be.

-*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? -It's only for those who want to.

-*Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. -You'd have time to hide your underwear. True story.

-*Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? -Heat.

-*What do you call male ballerinas? -Cavalier.

-*Can blind people see their dreams? -No. They haven't seen anything, so they wouldn't know what anything looks like. If they had dreams it would all be in black.

Yes fish sleep, had fish..saw them sleep
I call them male dancers, but don't know the real name for them.

love your answers nina :)

why are pirates, pirates????? because they aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrre !!!!



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