The Drunk - funny or not?!
Question: A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
Answers: A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
hahaha very good
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yes!... but not really laugh out loud funny. it sounds like a friend i have, that's what makes it funny to me.
I thought it was good. lol
raindrops it sure is good to have you back, i like it!! have a star!!
that would be my uncle you're talking about!!!:D it ok. my uncle is a drunk. :P
i like that very funny have a star.
You mad ed you crack me up lol lol xxxx
nope nope
its okay
hehehe, a good one hun, pmsl
have a star
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hahaha. very funny.