Funny? 2 italians on a bus.....?!
Question: A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
Answers: A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
I remember that one. That's hilarious. Obviously, the lady doesn't really understand English spelling. Thanks for posting it.
funny
haha i never could have figured that out lol
HA HA HA
thats verey varyyy funny heeheheh
This is so funny and so smart, I never thought of a joke like this! Good one, I laughed so much I almost cried!!!
Now would you please, pretty please answer my joke? It is just for a good laugh!!!
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hahaha!!! omg!! this is the best one so far!!!
LMAO! love it!