Anyone know any good muscian jokes...here are a few of my faves?!
Question: 1.what do you call a guy that likes to hang out with muscians
a drummer
2.whats the difference between an dead accordion player and a dead cat in the middle of the road
there are skid marks in front of the cat
3.how many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb
just one , he holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around him
4,how can you tell when the stage is level
there is drool coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth
Answers: 1.what do you call a guy that likes to hang out with muscians
a drummer
2.whats the difference between an dead accordion player and a dead cat in the middle of the road
there are skid marks in front of the cat
3.how many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb
just one , he holds the bulb and the whole world revolves around him
4,how can you tell when the stage is level
there is drool coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth
A guy bought his kid a bass guitar and it came with free lessons at the music store.
a week later he picks his son up from his frist lesson. "How'd it go?" he asks.
"it was great! i learned how to play the C note, so now i can play C."
"alright!" his dad says, trying to be encouraging.
next week he picks him up from another lesson and asks him how it went.
"it was great! i learned how to play an F note, so now i can play C and F!"
"okay!" his dad answers, trying to be encouraging.
next week he goes to pick up his son from his third lesson and asks how it went.
"it was great, i learned how to play the G note, so now i know C and F and G!"
his dad is really unimpressed, but his son seems happy, so he tries to stay encouraging, "thats great, son!"
next week rolls around and he asks the kid, "are you ready for your fourth lesson?"
the kid says, "i can't, i got a gig tonight."
ha ha ha
im glad there arnt any guitar player jokes
4 is the best
Why did Beethoven kill the chicken?
It kept saying 'Bach, Bach.'
What's the difference between a car horn and a trumpet?
You can tune a car horn.
What's the difference between a violin and an onion?
Nobody will cry if you chop up a violin.
what do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
homeless!
(sorry Ronnie S)
what is the difference between a soundman and a toilet seat?
a toilet seat only has to deal with one a$$hole at a time!