An old fart?!
Question: One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.
Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
Answers: One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.
Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
how dare they!!!!
LMMFAO!!!!
hahaha. good one! that deserves a star
very good, have a star
love it!! have a star x
ha ha ha funny
PMSL!!!
brilliant have a star!!
hahahaha! cute joke!
thanks for the good laugh!
that stinks !
gone with the wind .lol
ya its good
Bless her, hope she managed to 'fart' in the end. LOL LOL LOL
OMG!!! hilarious!!
well, they don't need her polluting the atmosphere, pmsl hun, its excellent
have a star
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thats funny!!
That is hilarious. Thanks
i need to fart now....
brill
i think that's the best one i've read on here. heres a star!x
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
hahaha
reminds me of my son, he always lifts up too
nursing homes these days they're terrible!!
little lean on humor: LOL
Haha thats well funny =)
lmao :-)
goodone!
Just read that to the missus, me ribs are aching where she punched me , (for interupting coronation street), well at least I found it funny!!! have a star
Oh bless!! Ha Ha!
ppffffffftttt....lmao
hahaha
Hahahhaaaaaa, loved it mate...roflmfto
perhaps you should take her to chicago the windy city.ha ha.