Things to ponder on xxx funny or true xxxx?!
Question: . If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
3. If nothing sticks to Teflon, what makes Teflon stick?
4. Birds of a feather flock together and always poop on Your car.
5. A penny saved is a government oversight.
6. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
7. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
8. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
9. He who hesitates is probably right.
10. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
Answers: . If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
3. If nothing sticks to Teflon, what makes Teflon stick?
4. Birds of a feather flock together and always poop on Your car.
5. A penny saved is a government oversight.
6. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
7. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
8. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
9. He who hesitates is probably right.
10. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent and True.!!!
10/10 Chris.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!!
Working the night shift this week.!!!
Very interesting thanks. I like those.
ha ha ha funny
I got one more:
He who eats with one chopstick never has problem with obesity.
nr 10, very true
Really good, thanks
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Im sure these arent jokes..?
good 1's lol 10/10 x
I like those. Thanks for sharing. Good ones there.
Very good, fantastic, brilliant,* for you, 10/10,and thanks for posting.
Very good.