Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating - funny or not?!
Question: 10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with awalker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
Answers: 10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with awalker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
that proves it then. lm too old
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It's hilarious! Did you make them up your self? Because that's a really good joke!
When you don,t want candy and you ask for cigarettes instead. You have to put in your teeth to chew your candy.
LOL LOL LOL LOL that was very funny... ENCOR!!!!!
MORE MORE MORE please
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hahaha funny lol
Good one thanks lol
very funny indeed .
thnx for sharing.
lol!
another great list hun, will try some of them, pmsl
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! =D
Most Hilarious Halloween Joke ever....Love it!!!
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Funny! Good ones!
your on a roll today babes xxxx
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Funny will give a star so you can have some more replies lol