The cab driver and the nun - funny or not?!
Question: A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
Answers: A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
pmsl at this one girl xxx
Lol , that's funny !! I never would have expected for that to happen .
funny
LMFAO...............THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!
hahaha funny lol
thats really funny
Good one thanks lol
lol,lol,lol. 10/10. omg. that was.........fantastic.thanks for the laugh and for sharing.
Didn't see that coming. Bad Habit. Get it, ....Nun....Habit.....
hilarious!
hehehe, you on a roll hun, pmsl
have a star
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LMAO omg that was funny
HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!... ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! passing that on!
Lie to Lie...funny
your best of the day, when l was a cabby l can honestly say l never had the pleasure of giving the nun a ride
starred
in my cab ho ho ho
where do you get them
have a star