A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from London to N!


Question: she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He exclaims, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me £5, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me £5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you £500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, thinking that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a £5 note and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".


Answers: she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He exclaims, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me £5, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me £5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you £500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, thinking that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a £5 note and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".

Thats a smart blonde
i think??

Cool joke :-) Give us another one

I thought that was a short story .

thats funny
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ya thats funny

good

Nice one.Clever little madam.

hahahahaha nice one i loved it heres a star!!!!!!!

lol, pretty funny! haha... ill tell that one to my blonde freind shell laugh!

great joke made me laugh

yay, smart blonde

LOL hahaha .. now thats what you call a witty joke =D

well done 10/10 + *STAR*

Smart blonde. I like it, cute and cool joke! Thanks for the laugh!!!

Would you please, please, pretty please check this idiot out!!!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...

now this is some proof the blonde is also clever...well a star for you

Not a very smart lawyer.

HEARD IT BEFORE ,BUT STILL WORTHY OF A SMILE. JOHN

ha ha ha funny



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