Short but funny?!
Question: A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. "I promised not to tell!" he says. "Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell." "Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?" "No, and I still won't tell!" 'Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?" "No," says the boy. 'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months." Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened. "Well," he says, "I got six months off and three good leads
Answers: A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. "I promised not to tell!" he says. "Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell." "Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?" "No, and I still won't tell!" 'Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?" "No," says the boy. 'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months." Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened. "Well," he says, "I got six months off and three good leads
ha! ha! ha! amazing priest....stars for you!
i dont get it
lol AAAA*******
b1tch dont talk sh1t amout me
Funny
lol. very funny 10/10.
Nice.
Funny! 10!
not really haha funny :(
HAHAHA!!! That's a good one.
hahahahahaha
Like it. Good one!
Haha. :)
not bad, heard worse
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haha
Good leads to what??
Thats funny !!!
Finest joke. The teenager had prompted the priest to do something which would carry him to the confession box.
Very good.
lol
that not bad
I dont get it
ha ha ha funny