For those who remember Tommy Cooper you have him to thank for these little gems:!
Question: 10.Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he Topped himself.11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'. "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. 'Is it common?' "It's not unusual."13. A man takes his Rotweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there nothing you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the Dog up and examines his eyes, then checkshis teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down.""What?Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Answers: 10.Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he Topped himself.11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'. "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. 'Is it common?' "It's not unusual."13. A man takes his Rotweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there nothing you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the Dog up and examines his eyes, then checkshis teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down.""What?Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
You never cease to amaze me- PLEASE do another. STAR!!!! ;)
I thought the man was brilliant.
I just looked at him and laughed before he even uttered a word. A treasure!
lmao
ha ha ha funny
the memories
one of the all time greatest
A star for you once again from someone who Loves Tommy Cooper's jokes. Thank you once again.