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Question: standing at the kerbside
"Excuse me your holliness" says the driver "would you please take your seat so we can leave"
"Well to tell you the truth" says the pope" they never let me drive at the vatican when i was a cardinal and i'd really like to drive today"
"I'm sorry i cannot do that I would lose my job! what if something was to happen?" protests the driver wishing he had never gone to work that morning."Whose going to tell" says the pope with a smile. Reluctantley the driver gets in the back while the pope gets behind the wheel.The driver quickly regrets his decision when exciting the airport the pope floors the car to 200kmh an hour."Please slow down ur holliness" squeals the driver but the pope keeps going until he hears the sirens.The pope pulls over an rolls down his window as the cop nears.The cop takes one look and goes back to his car and demands to speak wit the chief.The cop tell the chief that he pulled a lime doing 200kmh."well bust him then"replies the chief.
Answers: standing at the kerbside
"Excuse me your holliness" says the driver "would you please take your seat so we can leave"
"Well to tell you the truth" says the pope" they never let me drive at the vatican when i was a cardinal and i'd really like to drive today"
"I'm sorry i cannot do that I would lose my job! what if something was to happen?" protests the driver wishing he had never gone to work that morning."Whose going to tell" says the pope with a smile. Reluctantley the driver gets in the back while the pope gets behind the wheel.The driver quickly regrets his decision when exciting the airport the pope floors the car to 200kmh an hour."Please slow down ur holliness" squeals the driver but the pope keeps going until he hears the sirens.The pope pulls over an rolls down his window as the cop nears.The cop takes one look and goes back to his car and demands to speak wit the chief.The cop tell the chief that he pulled a lime doing 200kmh."well bust him then"replies the chief.
Now the punchline has been included, it makes much more sense.
Ace joke, thanks very muchly!
dont get it?
ha ha ha funny
didn't get it...
(the cop didn't recognise the Pope, 's that it?)
ha ha ha. tell us another!
And the punch line being...?
the pope was driving so the cop thought that the person being driven around was more important than the pope, i.e God... get it?
The people who don't get it read it wrong.
The pope is drivong the limo - which makes the police officer think that someone v.important must be in the back if the pope is driving them - ie it must be God.
I liked it!
whoa, i just couldn't guess the punchline...
come, take a star for this!
haaahaaaa i like it, very funny!!
Love it - have a star!
Love it!
brilliant!
*lol*
hahaha very funny.
It is very funny. And a very high level one.
hahahahaha
Brilliant! made me laugh
Lol Richy that is funny hehehe.I see we now have the kinder garden kids on the block again,here have your star,and thanks for the laugh.xxxx