Little Barry came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.His bday w!
Question: now was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted."Mum,i want a bike for my bday."Little barry was a bit of a troublemaker at school and at home.Barry's mother aske him if he thought he deserved to fet a bike for his bday.Little Barry ,"of course" he though he did.Barry's mother being a Christian woman wanted him to reflect on his behaviour over the last yr and write a letter to god an tell him why he deserved a bike.Barry stormed up the stairsto his room to write his letter.
Letter 1
Dear God.
Ihave been a very goo boy this yearand would like a red bike for my bday.
your friend Barry.
Barry new this was a lie so he tore up his letter and started again.
LETTER 2
Dear God
this is your friend Barry and i have been pretty good can i have a red buke for my bday.
thanks Barry.
barry knew he could'nt send this also so he ran downstairs and told his mum he wanted to go to church.When in the church he walked up to the alter and put a statue of the virgin mary under his shirt.and
Answers: now was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted."Mum,i want a bike for my bday."Little barry was a bit of a troublemaker at school and at home.Barry's mother aske him if he thought he deserved to fet a bike for his bday.Little Barry ,"of course" he though he did.Barry's mother being a Christian woman wanted him to reflect on his behaviour over the last yr and write a letter to god an tell him why he deserved a bike.Barry stormed up the stairsto his room to write his letter.
Letter 1
Dear God.
Ihave been a very goo boy this yearand would like a red bike for my bday.
your friend Barry.
Barry new this was a lie so he tore up his letter and started again.
LETTER 2
Dear God
this is your friend Barry and i have been pretty good can i have a red buke for my bday.
thanks Barry.
barry knew he could'nt send this also so he ran downstairs and told his mum he wanted to go to church.When in the church he walked up to the alter and put a statue of the virgin mary under his shirt.and
Laughing My *** Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is ONE HIIIIIILAAAAAAARRRIOOOOOUSSSSSSS JOKE
Best ive seen on here all MONTH, xxxxxxx, xiana.
Funny! 10!
whats the end????????
read it all now brilliant star for you
liked that one, lol!
LOL he's taking a hostage for a bike LOL
hahaha,funny 7/10.
So nice to laugh thanks.
Quite funny, made me smile.
have a star.... lol
yep like that one!!
Cheers Richy, good one.
Star for you
Very funny.
lol
9/10
Nice joke, got me laughing!
9/10
And here's a star.
HEARD IT BEFORE
Lol Richy you have me in stiches I loved that never heard that one,here have your star.xxx
ha ha ha funny
Very funny.I had a good laugh over the resourcefulness of Barry.