Two short jokes - funny or not?!
Question: After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Answers: After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Jokes are really funny. Thanks.
mmm first ones better than the second
erm......ok
Lol! I like the first one but the second just made me grin.
ha ha ha funny
lol
both of them are good ....therefore..... funny. thnx for the laugh.
pretty good and true to life
haha funny lol
Loved the first one... thanks.
My favorite corny joke:
A man was on his death bed trying to say something to his wife. She stated.. "What is it dear ... tell me!"
He gasped.... "I was an awful husband... I slept with your two sisters and best friend..."
"It is OK.." she soothed... "Why do you think I poisoned you?"
Both very simple but they get the desired effect. well done.
haha i like the first one better.
Like them.
The first ones better
hehehe, you'll be scaring carpy off marrying me hun (only joking), pmsl
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Funny!
Amusing.
liked that have a star
sounds like someone is giving me a warning=against getting wed
star awarded
lol
hahaha very funny lol
More like a quotation
cor your hot today xxx lol xxx
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