Headstone - funny or not?!
Question: A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
Answers: A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
hahaha very funny lol
Brilliant.
Yeah that's a good one...make me chuckle !!!
Excellent lol
good one
like it
good one!!!!
im still laughing!!!!
hahaha very funny.
ouch, that hurt
starred
ooohhhh...ouch!
But damn funny!
:-)
Ha ha!
very good joke
see you been speaking to the wife again xxx lol xxxx
now this one is funny
excellent hun, pmsl
have a star
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pmsl great one
Cute,
This is a similar one.
Ephitaph on a cheating wife's grave
"At last her legs are together again",
Rofl, excellent!
lmao that is the best i have ever heard star
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oh lol, that's a good one! have a star *ting*