Pregnacy Q and A?!
Question: Q: Should I have a baby after 35?A: No, 35 children is enough.Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?A: Childbirth.Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.A: So what's your question?Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?A: Yes, pregnancy.Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Answers: Q: Should I have a baby after 35?A: No, 35 children is enough.Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?A: Childbirth.Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.A: So what's your question?Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?A: Yes, pregnancy.Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
omg those are so funny. I bursted out laughing LOL
Funny and good....
Funny and very true
how true!
Not 2 shabby. . .
i don't really get the point of this but its hilarious!!!
LOL
very funny dude. . .
I'm just wondering what will the mother
look like after giving birth to 35 children. . .
man I can't imagine. . . it pains me. .
hahahahaha
i do like them funny
have a star
lol
ha ha ha funny
so true.lol
good ones
funny nice 1