Don't you just love the irish..............lol?!
Question: Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no."
"No?"
"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
Answers: Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no."
"No?"
"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
If you gotta die...is there a BETTER way?
Was this a joke ???
LMAO
Bored bored BORED. Lets tell some jokes about THICK Lilly B and see how she likes it !!! ???
Tell some jokes at the expense of the handicapped and see how smart you sound you IDIOT. I, as an Irishman, am SICK of little prats like you telling old, out-moded and frankly quite offensive jokes. Give it a rest and get into the modern world you silly little girl.
xxR
tisk, tisk, stooping so low as to try a discrimination joke. how sad
a true gentleman.lol
ha ha ha funny
haha
lol
dont mind roger the wanker,its an old one but funny,i'm irish and dont mind the irish jokes,the humour has nothing to do with the nationality,the joke would still work no matter what type of person was put into it even humourless close-minded idiots.its all about the punchline.
lolz
Yeah i love the Irish good joke too
hahahaha
im irish and i thought that joke was hilarious....... will tell my m8s ignor the mupets who dis u dat was kool
lol