Bad eye sight - funny or not?!
Question: "How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered.
"But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"
"But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore," protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He would watch the ball for you," Tracy pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.
"Do you see it?" asked Jack.
"Yup," Scott answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
"I forgot."
Answers: "How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered.
"But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"
"But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore," protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He would watch the ball for you," Tracy pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.
"Do you see it?" asked Jack.
"Yup," Scott answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
"I forgot."
His eye sight might be good but he lost his memory. hehehe
What? That's crap.
haha thats really funny
that would be really funny to see in real life with two old men playing golf trying to track down a ball.
Lol! Thats midly funny! I cracked a vague smile......well-more of an elevated frown actually!
Thats good, Quite funny but not so much that it will make you wanna jump and land flat on the floor giggling with aggression.
lol
Weird.
Hahhahahahahhahhhahahhahahaa, xD
lol not bad
what a laugh
liked that one
err i forgot what i was going to say too
so bye for now
cute
I'm slow...I don't get it...
hahahahahhaha
lololollolololololollololololoollololo...
lol
hahaha hilarious
"smirk"
l guess it comes to us all in the end
ha ha ha starred
hahahahahaha
to ME that is really pretty funny!!
lol i thot it was really cute!
hehehehe
Yay for my elders!!! lol jk
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lol, he forgot.
Yeah same with me, a vague smile... =] not bad joke but I wouldn't type "L-O- L"
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
true very true.lol
oh no
cute >>>>>>>>star